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Striving to reach the pinnacle of grey man, we’ve come up with a way to achieve maximum stealth mode. Using the most ubiquitous fabric known to man, we engineered the best disguise for gun owners who need to remain unseen in plain sight.
Gaze upon our video below to achieve ultimate enlightenment and truly become…the denim snake.
Disclaimer: This is a satire/parody post, which may or may not use actual names in quasi-real and/or fictitious narration. So try not to get too butt-hurt about it.
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Wow. That’s 4:25 of my life that I’ll never get back.
Denim Snake is definitely a gay porn.
If I have to wear a fanny pack I think I would just go ahead and take a bullet.
Not even mildly amusing.